Projectile Dysfunction

A cacao, maca, horny goat weed, and ashwaganda chai.

3 flavors, all blanco.

Bland, sometimes inspired, but rarely inspiring.

Trying to stay up long enough to have the thrill without exploding and deflating.

We have designed this chai to help you defy the natural gravity of age and earth’s orbit.

So, you can have that last ride, one more time, without ever thinking of the consequences.

A chai for men with dreams of being great!

Ingredients: Organic Assam tea, organic cacao, mace, organic ginger, organic maca, Eucommica ulmoides (bark), organic horny goat weed, ashwagandha, organic nettle root, and bee pollen.